Programming Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious programming pick up lines for teens and adults.



That was so hot. We should make a gist.
Wanna bruteforce my Blowfish?
Wanna fork?
Wanna see how large my stack is?
Wanna share a DLL?
What's up honey, wanna learn about the binary numbers? My 1 can interact really well with your 0.
When do I get write access?
With me you won't get IOWait.
You are my API. I want to know everything about you.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.


You are my methods. I am nothing without you.
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
You are so hot girl that when I first laid eyes on you, I reached a runtime error.
You had me at “Hello World.”
You make me NP-hard

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