NSA Pick Up Lines

Are you tired? because you've been running through my chat logs all day.

Girl, are you the NSA? Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

Girl, I can‘t wait to violate your privacy in real life.

Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.

Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?

Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time.

How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

I already know everything about you its just cute to hear you say it.

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN.

I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration.

I flagged you at first sight.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know your favorite restaurant lets go on a date we can see your favorite movie too.

I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?

I was going through your email and noticed you liked cats too!

I'd ask you if you come here often, but I think we both know the answer to that.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF.

I'd tap that like the private phone line of a political dissenter.

I'd tap that!

I'll go so deep in your metadata you won't even know what happened....

I'm always on the phone when you need me....

Is that a phone in your pocket? Cus I can see myself in your pants.

It's really nice seeing you again.

Just relax while we unzip your files.

My love for you is unconstitutional.

No point resisting, I've already got privileged backdoor access to you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your PIN number is 3842

Sometimes I hope the NSA is watching through my webcam so they witness my sick dance moves.

We had you at 'hello'!

We understand you so much better than the guy you're with now.

What are you wearing? Just kidding, I’m watching you.

Whoa... you look way sexier than indicated in your metadata.

Would you believe your mom gave me this number?

You come here often.

You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

You're not doing anything Saturday the 28th, I see. We can get together after you see Glen, at 1:00.

Your cellphone isn't the only thing I'd like to tap.