NSA Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious nsa pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you tired? because you've been running through my chat logs all day.
Girl, are you the NSA? Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.
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  • Submitted by: Ray
Girl, I can‘t wait to violate your privacy in real life.
Hey babe, can I buy you the drink your previous one night stand bought you.
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  • Submitted by: L.M.
Hey baby I know what your bed looks like. How 'bout we check it out together?


Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.
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  • Submitted by: Jocelyn
Hey baby, did you fall from heaven? Because I have no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?
Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you a drink? And by the way Happy Birthday!
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time.


How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!
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  • Submitted by: $ylvia
I already know everything about you its just cute to hear you say it.
I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN.
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  • Submitted by: Emma
I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen
I can tap your wires like nobody's business.

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