Engineering

Aay girl are you ultratech cement? Coz you the engineer's choice.

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Baby, lets be like a 2nd order system with a zeta of zero. None decaying "oscillations" all night long.

Can I do your systems analysis?

Can I get your significant digits?

Damn girl you must be a strong magnetic field because you just induced a flow somewhere in me.

Did you gone through annealing, or have you always been without deformations?

Do you have a constant centripetal acceleration? Because you have me going in circles.

Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.

Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, because you got me hot.

Hey babe I got a cylinder you can measure the stiffness of.

Hey babe, are you up for some high energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

Hey Baby ! Too many resistor down here but still I cant resist to you.

Hey baby I'm an engineer. I can mend your broken heart.

Hey baby want to see a rigid body distribute lots of loads.

Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves.

Hey girl, Ive got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?

Hey gurl, All it take is one drilling campaign to turn that virgin field into a producing asset.

Hey honey, I'll be your dielectric.

How about we go back to my room so we can practice simple harmonic motion?

How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

I less than three you... (I < 3 you.)

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

I'll be the electricity to your heart.

I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.

I'm not an Engineer but I know how drilling works, wanna see?

I'm the unique solution which exists for your differential equation.

If I said you had a nice calculator, would you hold it against me?

Is your input 1? 'Cause my AND Gate just turned on.

Is your Valentine's Day loaded? If not, can I shear a moment with you?

It's not the length of the vector that counts. It's how you apply the force.

It's not the length of the vector that matters, it's its magnitude.

Lets implement a baby which can inherit us.

Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.

My number's imaginary, can I have yours?

Nice set of parabolas!

Oh your name is Taylor.... You remind me of Calc 3.

Please allow me to keep term, forever?

Roses are #FF0000, Violets are #EE82EE.

The Golden Ratio of your face must be 0.32, because you're so beautiful.

Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?

We have so much potential ... let’s make it kinetic.

Were your parents engineers? Because you have a nice design.

What has a differential of zero and has no concavity? My love for you, because it's constant.

What's your stroke volume?

When I see you, the frequency of pulse increases.... I think I need regulator -> Your love!

Why are you so negative? I'm positive, that I'm attracted to you.