Engineering


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious engineering for teens and adults.



Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Will you help me practice my heat conduction?
Yo girl, let me get the 10 significant digits that will connect me to you.
You and I must have same natural frequency cause we resonate together!
You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
You know what? You're the source of the fluctuation in my heartbeat.
You must be a tensile force, because you're elongating my member.
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
You're the op amp to my love circuit.


You're the Vin to my Vout.

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