Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious math for children of all ages, teens and adults.

Absolute zero, still moves me.
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  • Submitted by: Lily
Are you 1/cosxy? Because you're secxy!
Are you a 45 degree angle, because you're acute-y.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Are you a 90 degree triangle? coz you are looking right!

Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lay tangent to your curves.
Are you the square root of -1 because you can't be real?
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  • Submitted by: Mac Jeff
Baby your ass is so fine it have an arc tangent nearing almost 35 degree to the normal line.
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  • Submitted by: Maybelle
Baby, your beauty is like a division by zero.
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  • Submitted by: Emo-Ray
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999 … but it would be a 10 if you were with me.
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  • Submitted by: John-Paul

Baby, you’re a 9.999999999...but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
Be honest...without Googling, how many digits of Pi can you recite?
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  • Submitted by: Brenna
Being with you is like switching to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
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  • Submitted by: texa$
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a cauchy sequence that does not converge.
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  • Submitted by: Figrin
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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