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All these homeostases but why my heart still beat fast when being with you?
Anoxic sediments make my desire to increase their redox potential.
Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.
Are you a homeotic gene, cause you're regulating my structural anatomy.
Are you an amino acid? Because you're making my polypeptide chain longer and longer.
Are you AV node cause my heart skip a beat whenever i meet you.
Are you medulla oblongata? Cuz my heart won't beating without you.
Babe, you're sending out excititory neurotransmitters and I think there is an action potential.
Boy, you got me delayed 0.1 sec at my atrioventricular node.
Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
Can i be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?
Damn girl, what is your molecular unit of heredity? Cause I'd definitely like to get in your genes.
DNA spelled backwards is AND, as in... me AND you.
Do you like Science? Because I've got my ion you!
Every time I'm around you, I go through anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Every time I’m near you, subjected to anaerobic respiration because it takes your breath away.
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Girl, your name must be Phylum because you're above class!
Hey baby , why not get working on my Okazaki fragment and ligase stretch my thread.
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?
Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
Hey girl I like your anatomy but I'd love to learn about it's physiology.
Hey Girl, Do you love water? That means you love 80% of me!
Hey girl, looks like you need some endocytosis and I need some exocytosis.
Hey girl... You studying for anatomy? No? Well do you want to?
Hey, let's get trapped in a Japanese Glass Sponge together someday!
I also prefer my ribosomes bound tight.
I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.
I can be your endoplasmic reticulum. Do you like it smooth or rough?
I can't live without you, because you are my pacemaker.
I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.
I may give up on biology, but i wont give up on you.
I must be going through anaerobic respiration cuz you take my breath away.
I thought I was immuned to love but when u passed by and caught my eyes, I can feel ur virus taking control of me.
I want to always be with you, like ribosomes, always stick together with rough endoplasmic reticulum.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I want to stick to you like glue – stuff.
I want to stick to you like glue-cose.
I will be G, if you will be C. Or I can be A, if you will be T.
I wish i was adedine, so i could get paired with you.
I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.
I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
I wish I was DNA Helicase so I could unzip your genes.
I wish I were adenine, because then I could get paired with U.
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