Biology
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious biology for teens and adults.
I'm thankful for your parents genes, you're hot.
I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.
I've been single-stranded far too long! Lonely ATGCATG would like to pair up with congenital TACGTAC.
I've lost my dopamine,do you want to be my cocaine?
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
If I was a protein I would want to be a helicase so I could unzip your pants.
If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum, how would you like me? Rough or Smooth?
If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.
If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me to be rough or smooth?
If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
If I've given a choice to choose DNA or RNA, I'll choose RNA because there's U
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
If we were bacteria, I'd give you a copy of my antibiotic resistance via my large, throbbing sex pilus.
If we were like chromosomes, you'd be my homologous pair.
If you like water, then you already like 72% of me.
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.
If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
It fits together like the bad end of recombinant DNA.
It’s a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.
Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I'll give you sticky ends.
Let me be your ribcage so I can protect your heart.
Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!
My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.
My heart have 4 chambers , one is for you.
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
My hypothalamus to secrete serotonin because baby, I love you!
My love towards you is like cancer, it keeps growing and I can't control it.
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.
Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
The inhibition markers on my DNA must be blocked, because I can't seem to stop myself from hitting on you.
They say the tongue is a muscle. mine needs a workout. you wanna be my trainer?
Uninhibited virus seeks reason to make me shed my coat protein.
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
We act as the lowest concentration and let me spread you?
We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.
We fit together like the "sticky ends" of the recombinant DNA.
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
Will you act as the lower concentration and let me diffuse into you?
Will you be the adenine to my thymine? Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!
With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.
You and me like a Biology. Its an endless story.
You are like lactose,without you my life incomplete.
You are the glue that links my Okazaki strands together.
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