Medical Pick Up Lines

Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.

Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.

Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.

Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.

Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you're making me breathless.

Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.

Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.

Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.

Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.

Are you my SA node? I can’t live without you because you are the reason why my heart keeps beating.

Are you pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.

Are you worth the side effects, girl?

Baby you're soo hot that you denature my proteins!

Baby, the way you look is really increasing my blood flow!

Baby, you are so sweet that even my GLUT 2 transporters are at Vmax.

Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.

Did you alter my vestibular apparatus?! Because I keep falling over for you!

Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.

Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

Do you work out? Because your heart enzymes from your blood work indicate that you do.

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.

Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you'd be a natural killer.

Girl, you're like a benign lung polyp caused by a bronchial adenoma - you take my breath away.

Hey baby you look sad, would you like to get a Polymeration Chain Reaction going?

Hey baby, if I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless...

Hey girl, are you a ventricle repolarization? Because you are a QT.

Hey, are you into methylation? Because my genes need some modification.

I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

I am an organ donor, need anything?

I am developing astigmatism. But when I’m with you I can see clearer.

I am hemophilic for you, because you paint my town red!

I hope your love for me is arterial, because I don’t want it to be all in vein.

I like the way you shake your gluteals.

I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

I think you need a DNA transplant.

I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.

I wish I was your coronary artery, I would be wrapped around your heart.

I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

In my pursuit of happiness, I found nothing but pain. Hey. Give me some opiates!

Is it just my olfactory or you just really smell good.

Is that a Laryngoscope handle in your pants or are you just happy to see me?