Medical Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious medical pick up lines for teens and adults.
Are you a "reticular activating system", ‘cause you‘re the reason of my consciousness.
Are you a B-agonist? Because you just made my heart beat faster.
Are you a C-reactive protein? Because you have acute-phase.
Are you a functioning autonomic nervous system.. cause you're out of my league.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you a pulmonary embolism? Because you're making me breathless.
Are you acid in my esophagus because you're makin my heart burn.
Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
Are you fibrous pericardium ? Because you just anchored my heart to yours.
Are you my SA node? I can’t live without you because you are the reason why my heart keeps beating.
Are you pulmonary embolism? 'Cause I can't breathe when I'm around you.
Are you worth the side effects, girl?
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