Doctor Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious doctor pick up lines for teens and adults.

An apple a day, can't keep me away!
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
Are you a urologist? Because I want you inside me.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Babe I want to dissect your brain to see if you're thinking of me too!
Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.
Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?
Can I be your ophthalmologist? 'Cause I can't stop looking into your eyes...
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  • Submitted by: Gabrielle

Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have a fever? Because you look hot!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you have SARS? Because I'd like to check you out.
Doctor, can you mend my broken heart since you were the one to break it?

Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.Nick Fury
Don't you worry baby, my ligand and your receptor are perfect for each other.
Eating an apple everyday won't keep me away from you!
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  • Submitted by: Richard C.
Ever slept with an EMT? Want to?
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?Look for an imperfection

Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
Hey girl, the best part of dating a doctor? I know where your g-spot is.
Hey girl, you're like a car accident, because I can't look away.
Hey girl, your bone structure is giving my bone structure.
Hey, baby, care for a pelvic exam?
Hey, did I mention I am going to be a doctor?
Hey, ladies! I'm pre-med!
Hi, I'm a doctor.
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

I am an organ donor, need anything?
I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
I have a big stethascope.
I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.
I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
I hope you know CPR because you take my CO2 away.
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
I just saved your life...have sex with me...
I know exactly where all the most important parts are.

I need a life. Please lower your standards and go out with me.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
I think you may have a fever...because your do damn hot!
I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

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