Doctor Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious doctor pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



An apple a day, can't keep me away!
Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you a nurse? Because you cured my erectrile disfunction.
Are you a urologist? Because I want you inside me.
Are you Broca's Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.


Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
Babe I want to dissect your brain to see if you're thinking of me too!
Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.
Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?
Can I be your ophthalmologist? 'Cause I can't stop looking into your eyes...
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Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.
Can I take your temperature? Because you're looking hot today.
Clinical studies have shown that sex kills. Wanna die happy?
Come into my office and take off your pants.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

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