End of World

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious end of world for teens and adults.

Cum with me if you want to live!
Don't worry about your clothes you won't need them.
Girl the worlds ending and your playing hard to get?
Hey baby, tonight's the night before the apocalypse. Lets fuck like there's no tomorrow.
Hey baby, want me to be the last mistake you'll ever make?

Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
Hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?
Hey you will never meet another hug like me!
Hey, baby, why don't you and me go see if we glow in the dark together.
I can't think of anyone I'd rather repopulate the earth with.

I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.
I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.
If it is the end of the world, I'm glad I met you first.
If there are no more dates after tomorrow, how about we have one today?
Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?

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