Design

Are you a git repository? Because I'm checking you out.

Are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

Are you helvetica? Because you are beautiful and extremely versatile.

Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

Baby, you're just my type. Your name must be Helvetica

Can I smooth out those bezier curves of yours?

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

Darling, I don't need to apply the golden ratio to you, I already know you're perfect.

Even if you're 72 dpi, you're worth it.

Float on over this way, baby.

Girl are you helvetica? Because you are beautiful and extremely versatile.

Girl are you italics? Because you're looking pretty elegant right now.

Girl, am I seeing you through a retina display? Because you are absolutely stunning.

Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

Girl, have you been working out? You're looking pretty condensed.

Girl, you so beautifully complex that they finally updated IE so they could properly display you.

Girl, your UX works seamlessly.

Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

Have you applied an outer glow effect, or does that heavenly light just follow you naturally?

Hey babe, what's your glyph?

Hey girl, I'd like to tap you with my magic wand.

Hey girl, that form definitely follows function.

Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Honey, you're perfectly aligned to my grid.

How about we go back to my place and look at each other's meta tags?

How do you like your coffee in the morning? I like mine #000000.

I can't take it, you're just so well designed.

I could look at your bézier curves all day.

I could stare into your beautiful #0000ff eyes all day.

I forgot what your headboard looks like. Can I stay over again soon?

I just want to text wrap my arms around you.

I like my fonts sans-serif and you sans-pants.

I love the way you work that pen tool.

I want to be the front-end to your back-end code.

I want to live life with you to the fullest resolution (300 dpi).

I wish we could have a Futura together.

I won't mess with our leading until we are married.

I'd hang a photo of you next to all of my favorite posters.

I'd let you touch my screen as much you want.

I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

I'd match your eyes to a Pantone color, but there isn't a color for amazing yet.

I'd need a lot of pica poles to measure my love for you.

I'll be your passion project.

I'm about to stop with all of this design nonsense and get a real job.

I'm very font of you because you're just my type.

If I said you had a beautiful body colour, would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a beautiful front page, would you hold it against me?

If I said you had nice body copy, would you align it against me?

If you like what you see now, wait until you look below the fold.

If you were a repository, I'd commit to you all day.