Internet Pick Up Lines

So, do you come out into the real world often?

Sorry babe, but I prefer to go...wireless.

Want to check out my website? It’s howaboutyou dot com-back-to-my-place.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

What do you say we bounce like a bad email?

What do you say we wrap up this blog post back at my place?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this?

Why don't we have a LAN party and see if our IP's are compatible?

Would you like to connect to my heart wifi?

You could spam me all night and I still wouldn’t unsubscribe.

You must be an SEO expert, because you rank #1 on my list!

You remind me of a Google search of a really hot celebrity

You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

You're so hot, I'd Instagram you without a filter.

Your 127.0.0.1 or mine?

Your homepage or mine?

Your name must be Google. You have everything I’m searching for!

YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo!