Cars and Trunks Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cars and trunks pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.
Baby you can be clutch and I'll be the tranny.
Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?
Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
Chevy runs deep.


Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?
Do you drive here often?
Do you know what the difference is between you and my car? I'd love to wreck you.
Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
Does the interior match the exterior?


Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.
Girl, you're more perfect that a McLaren MP4-12C.
Going my way? I've got a seat open.
Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?
Have fuel, need companion will travel. you there, wanna be that companion?
Hey babe, check your oil?
Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you'll ever see!
Hey Baby! May i check your fluids with my dipstick.
Hey baby, if I was a car, I'd need some coolant, because you've got my engine overheating.
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  • Submitted by: Bruce. Shelly Japsen


Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
Hey baby, if you were a car, all my friends would be asking to borrow you.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd be willing to pay for new headlights.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd check your oil regularly.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd definitely run up the mileage.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd have to turn off your brights, because your headlights are blinding.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd let you jump me.
Hey baby, if you were a car, I'd totally wreck you.


Hey Girl! Who needs a pick up line when you’ve go a pick up truck.
Hey Girl! You’ve a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.
Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
Hey jeep, your blinkers look impatient.
Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!
Hey, you wanna go for a test drive?
How about I shift my stick into something else...
How about we go to my garage and see what's under the hood.
I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck,seems there's too much room for one...


I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.
I don’t drive a car, but I’d love to walk you home!
I know a great place to bike ride. Let's hop on my private jet!
I like things with more miles per gallon.

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