Cars and Trunks Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious cars and trunks pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you petroleum? Because without you, I can't move forward.
Baby you can be clutch and I'll be the tranny.
Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?


Can i open your bonnet and check out your oil with my dipstick.
Can I put my dipstick in your oil hole?
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to find my way into your heart.
Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
Chevy runs deep.


Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!
Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?
Did you get the chassis stiffener on your model?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time.
Do you believe in love at first site or should I drive by again?

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