Poker Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious poker pick up lines for teens and adults.

Back at my room....The blinds don't go up until the maid comes in.
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  • Submitted by: Julia
Can I splash my chips all over you?
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  • Submitted by: luciano
Can I tap your stack for good luck?
Can you please stop staring at my chip stack.
Have you ever gone all in with a pair of ladies before?
Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.
Hey. Wanna see my one eyes jack?
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  • Submitted by: Shawn
I don't mind going in blind, as long as I'm comin' out happy.
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  • Submitted by: Suzann
I had a flush until you stole my heart.
I may not be good looking, but I'm ranked Top 20 in the country

I only have one move in poker and in love...and it’s all in.
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  • Submitted by: Krithinka
I wouldn't mind a bad beating from you.
I'd go all in on the chance to see you again.
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  • Submitted by: Glenn
I'll go all in to get that jackpot.
I'm not in the blinds, but I want a piece of the/that action.
If I bet, will you call me?
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  • Submitted by: Bella
If you give me your heart I’ll give you a diamond.
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  • Submitted by: Edgar
I’ve got a side game going on in my pants...wanna play?
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  • Submitted by: minky
Looks like you’ve got top and bottom pair covered.
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  • Submitted by: Princess Li

My favorite hand is when yours is holding mine.
My hand is pretty weak, can I use yours?
Nice hands!
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  • Submitted by: Varsha
Nice set.
Thank you for helping me make my hand...all I needed was a queen.
Want to play heads up I’ve got chips in my room.
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  • Submitted by: Zeren
Want to see what I'm holding?
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  • Submitted by: Paige
We can have sex, but let’s make it quick blinds are up in 7 minutes.
What are the pot odds we’ll be waking up next to each other.
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  • Submitted by: K r i s t i n a

Yeah i'm checking. Checking you out.
You must be a 10 cause you just gave me a straight.
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  • Submitted by: Kelly
You sucked out on me, now it’s my turn.

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