Climbing Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious climbing pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you ready for your first ascent?
Beautiful slopers, mind if I slap them?
Boy, are you a rock? Because I wanna climb you like one.
Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.
Could you be my chalk bag? Cos I wanna squeeze your chalk ball.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!
Do you mind if I slip my rope under your route?
Ever had sex on a portoledge.
Every time you fall, I'll catch you.
Excuse me, can you spot me? I think I'm falling for you.

Gal, you are amazingly gorgeous... can i get a pic of you climbing?
Girl, is your harness double backed? Cuz I had to double back to get a look at you.
Hey Baby, Climb Here Often?
Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
Hey girl, I'll let you top rope off of my lead.

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