Wrestling Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious wrestling pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.
Are you CM Punk? Because you're the best in my world.
Are you Matt Hardy? Because meeting you was a twist of fate.
Are you Roman Reigns? Cuz I'd love for you spear me all night long.
Are you Sister Abigail? Because you got my whole world into your hand.
Are you the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania? Cause I'm about to conquer you.
Call me Bray Wyatt because I'm going to kidnap you.
Call me Daniel Bryan because by the end of the night you will be screaming "YES YES YES"!
Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.
Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...


Do you like JR because I'm gonna slobber all over those knockers.
Do you wanna go over me tonight?
Each young lady longs for wedding a wrestler.
Every girl dreams of marrying a wrestler.
For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.
Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.
Hey baby, wanna Ryback to my place?
Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?
Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...


Hey baby, you wanna come see what the rock is cookin?
Hey girl, are you Tough Enough?
Hey girl, are you Tyler Breeze? Because you're so MMMM Gorgeous!
Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
Hey I'm good ol' JR and I wanna be all up in your solar plexus.
Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.
How would you like ten beats of the bodhran?
I am Reigns on the street, but I'm Ambrose in the sheets.


I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.
I do my best work on my back.
I go down like Raw's ratings.
I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.
I want you to be the Katie Vick to my Kane!
I will make you look strong.
I would love to wrestle you.
I'm all about justice, but tonight, I wanna make it about just us.Roman Reigns
Is it accurate to say that you are the Ultimate Warrior? Since you have been going through my head all days.


Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
Is your favorite wrestler Triple H? Because I can't wait to bury you, tonight.
Is your name Brett Hart? Cause you're the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.
Is your name Steve Austin? Since you’re staggering.
It's your destiny to come back to my place... but you already knew that.
Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.
Let's wrestle our way to PROM?
Like wrestling? Cause I'm about to lay the SmackDown and I'm going RAW.
Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.


Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!
Tag me in baby, I got you.
Tell your friend I'm afraid I've got some bad news. There's only one of me to go around.
Testify my brother!Dudley Boyz

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