Camping Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious camping pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.
Are we camping? Because you just set my marshmallow on fire.
Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Girl let me put my tent stake in your ground.
Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.


Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.
Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.
Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?
Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.
Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.
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Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?
How big is your wood?
I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.
I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

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