Travel Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious travel pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Are you on this flight? 'Cause I'd love to takeoff with you!
Ay girl, you ever been to Paris.
Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.
Can I claim your baggage?

Can you give me directions? The direction to your heart!
  • Travel
  • Submitted by: Christine
Choose me as ur next destination baby.
Damn girl I would love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Down for a little adventure?

Everything has been so wonderful since you Cayman to my life!
Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.
Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!
I brought extra earplugs. For the other dorm room guests.
I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.
  • Travel
  • Submitted by: George V.

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