Travel Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious travel pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.
Are you on this flight? 'Cause I'd love to takeoff with you!
Ay girl, you ever been to Paris.
Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.
Can I claim your baggage?
Can you give me directions? The direction to your heart!
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  • Submitted by: Christine
Choose me as ur next destination baby.
Damn girl I would love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.
Do you believe in love at first flight?
Down for a little adventure?

Everything has been so wonderful since you Cayman to my life!
Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.
Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!
I brought extra earplugs. For the other dorm room guests.
I don’t want to visit the touristy places. Wherever you go is beautiful enough for me.
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  • Submitted by: George V.
I will show you my passport if you show me yours.
It's going to be a long night, I don't particularly enjoy the book I started.
I’d like to call you in for a little “room service.”
I’d love to share a bed and breakfast with you.

Looks like I won’t have to leave the hostel to sightsee.
Packing is my expertise. So, I can easily fit into your heart. But only if you make room for me.
There’s one thing I pack that isn’t travel size. Wanna see?
They just keep coming!
Unlike ordinary Visa, a Visa to my heart will have a limitless length of stay.
Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?
We do not take any responsibility if you get rejected.
World is not enough...but you are enough for me!
Would you allow me Du-bai you a drink?

You just went straight to the top of my bucket list.
You want to keep my passport? I'm not leaving without you anyway.
Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.
You’ve sparked my wanderlust. Plus another kind.

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