Pizza Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pizza pick up lines for children of all ages, teens and adults.



Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.
Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.
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  • Submitted by: Spicola
Are you a pizza? Because you look greasy.
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  • Submitted by: Rosa A. Davy
Are you basil? Because you're bae-sil.
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  • Submitted by: Daylon
Are you hot and ready?
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  • Submitted by: Taylor


Are you olive because I love olive you.
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  • Submitted by: Maria
Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.
Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.
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  • Submitted by: Judah
Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.
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  • Submitted by: asdfj
Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.


Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.
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  • Submitted by: Antonio
Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
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  • Submitted by: Pasquale S
Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.
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  • Submitted by: Jones
Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.
Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.
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  • Submitted by: Kacey

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