Pizza Pick Up Lines

Are you a pizza box? because I can't wait to get your top off.

Are you a pizza? Because I don't want to share you.

Are you a pizza? Because you look greasy.

Are you basil? Because you're bae-sil.

Are you hot and ready?

Are you olive because I love olive you.

Are you pizza because I want a piece of you.

Are you the pizza delivery guy? Because I want to give you more than a tip.

Are you the pizza man? Because you sure can deliver.

Babe you're hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth.

Baby are you a personal pizza? Because you were made just for me.

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Do you like mushrooms because I could mush you in a room.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust.

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

Don't shake me, don't turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

Don't want to be cheesy but, if you have good topping, i have good sausage.

Excuse me, are you a pizza? Because you're hot.

Girl you're like a pizza. I want like 3 more of you and we'll share you around my friends.

Girl, I want to cut you up like a pizza!

Girl, our romance could become a pizza history.

Here you can eat my sausage...pizza.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and some sex? No! HEY! Don’t like pizza?

Hey lady I'm just like like a pizza. I'll fill you up tonight and still be there in the morning when you're ready for more.

Hey pizza, it’s slice to eat you.

I don't want a pizza you, I want the whole pie.

I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you're cold.

I like my pizza like I like my men. Deep inside me.

I love pizza but i love you more.

I miss out the ingredients for my pizza, and that's you.

I spelled out your name with the pepperonis.

I want to give you olive my love.

I wonder what temperature your oven is, cause you're pretty hot.

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

If I don't get your number, I'm going to fall to pizzas.

If you're the pizza pie, then I'm the pizza sauce, because I'm all over you.

Is that a pizza in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I’m available with or without sausage.

Like Little Caesar's pizza I'm always hot and ready.

Man this pizza smells good! Oh wait, that's u.

My girlfriend is like a pizza, I wish I had one.

Oh! are you craving pizza, because I'll gladly give you a pizz a this d*ck.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Pizza loves you more than you think.

Pizza so hot it just burned the roof of our mouth.

Right now, I’m craving pizza, but I’m craving you more.

Sex with me is just like eating pizza, it's even better the morning after when you first wake up.

There was a girl eyeing me over there, but I'm not interested because cheese not you.

Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?

Wanna try my personal dipping sauce?