Pizza Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pizza pick up lines for teens and adults.



Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Well it's not my fault that you stole a pizza my heart.
What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.
What do you want on your tombstone?
Yea I'm like pizza. You can have me all at once or save me for several days.
You are like a pizza. Even when you are bad, you're good.
  • Pizza
  • Submitted by: Stephen
You are like pizza, spicy and cheesy.
  • Pizza
  • Submitted by: Desmondo
You make my mouth water.
You'll love the taste of sausage.
You're like pizza. Even when you're bad, you're good.


Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.
Your total is $10.67 but I'll throw in my number for free.
  • Pizza
  • Submitted by: unable
Yours is like a pizza, it doesn't stay hot long, so you have to eat it fast.

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