Tea Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious tea pick up lines for teens and adults.



Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: jubileus
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: pat
Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: Mark
Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.
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  • Submitted by: Potter


I have tea.
I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.
I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.
I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.
My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: MacEwen


This cup of tea is too hot...like dat ass.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: Ethel
Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: Salih
Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.
  • Tea
  • Submitted by: Charlie Puth
Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are a hottie.
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  • Submitted by: dax
Would you like to go for some tea?

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