Tea Pick Up Lines

Ah, I love this one jasmine tea where they hand-tie each leaf into a little butterfly. Guess you could say I’m into bondage.

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

Excuse me sir, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!

Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.

I have tea.

I like my tea like I like my men, hot and comforting.

I like my tea like I like my men, sweet as hell.

I may not be your cup of tea, but I'm a great shot of tequila.

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

This cup of tea is too hot...like dat ass.

Thusly tea-quipped, you may begin referring to yourself as Barney Steep-son.

Well this made me laugh tea out of my nose.

Would you like some hot tea because that's what you are a hottie.

Would you like to go for some tea?

Wow, two teaspoons? Lucky for you, I’m a pretty good spooner myself.

You can dump tea in my harbor any time.

You're a full bodied breakfast tea.

You're just my cup of tea!

You're like my tea: Hot and British!

You're such a TEAse.

You're the honey to my tea.