British


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious british for teens and adults.



Are you a queen? Because i would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Are you from Sheffield? Because you’re steeling my heart.
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day.
Are you from the U.K? Because I want U, K?
Are you Welsh? Because I'll make you Wale.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
  • British
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I have tea.
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
I wanna Margaret your Thatcher.
I would love to live in Yorkshire, because it Leeds me to your heart.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
Let’s have high tea & fall in love sometime. You can be my little biscuit.
ou ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
The dying British soldiers won’t be the only ones screaming in the night.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"


Would you butter my crumpet?
Would you like to come over for tea and crumpets?
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.
You are the sun the never sets on the British empire.
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
You can dump tea in my harbor any time.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
You're just my cup of tea!


You're like my tea: Hot and British!

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