Literature


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1984 is also the number of dates I would like to go one with you.
After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.
Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.
But darling, is it a room with a view?
Call me William S. Burroughs, because I want to Naked Lunch with you.
Can you help me? I’m in Search of all the Lost Time I spent checkin’ you out.
Catcher in the Rye? More like you're the Catcher of my Eye.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
Did I just step into an E. M. Forster novel? Because any room with you in it is A Room with a View.
Do you know how I can contact Sherlock Holmes? Because I need to solve the mystery of how to win your heart.


Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my dick be mo'.
Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.
Hey, why don’t you let me bring you to Treasure Island?
Hi. My name is Gregor Samsa. Woke up this morning and I was an insect! Weird, right!? You want a coffee?The Metamorphosis
How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?
I have ‘Great Expectations’ for our future tonight.
I hope you don't have a roommate, because tonight, I want to make a lot of The Sound and the Fury with you.
I know For Whom the Bell Tolls, so why don’t you call me sometime?
I Sawyer face across the room and I think if you went out with me it would be a Huckleberry win!


I wanna do Wild Things wherever you Are.
I want to take your body to Wuthering Heights.
I would endure a Dan Brown novel, if that’s what it took to win your heart.
I'll be the Alice to your wonderland. And if that's too tame i'll be Mad Hatter.
If you give me yo’ number, I’ll live up to all your Great Expectations.
If you know about love, you must also know about the Soul of the World, because it's made of love.
Is 'such a rush' a book or what i felt when i saw you for the first time.
Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?Norwegian Wood
Is that War and Peace or are you just happy to see me?


Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious.
It’s funny that you’re reading Tennessee Williams, since you’re the only 10 I see.
It’s no wonder Big Brother’s watching you. On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re 1984.
I’d Fight to go to a Club with you.
I’d like to end your Age of Innocence.
I’d never be Misérables waking up to your face.
Just like James Joyce, I know how to make a girl go, “yes I said yes I will Yes.”
Let me seduce you with my encyclopedic knowledge about Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
My friends call me Robert, but you can call me The Beowulf.


Naked Lunch, anyone?
Portnoy’s Complaint was that he didn’t get to see your fine behind.
Tender is the Night you let me take you home.
Wait until you see the size of my Philip K. Dick library.
Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?
Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?
War and Peace? More like more-of-seeing-your-face please!
What do you say we get out of here and find A Room of One's Own?
When I see you, my temperature rises way past Fahrenheit 451.


Why would you Mary Shelley when you could marry me?
You can be the Lord of my flies and unzip them anytime.
You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.
You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you.Pride and Prejudice

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