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Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious english for teens and adults.
After tonight, I guarantee you’ll never forget the difference between 'lie' and 'lay'.
Babe, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call fine print.
Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.
Can I call you 'whom'? Because you’re the object — of my affections.
Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.
Hey baby i got the F the C and the K all i need is U.
I know that yes means yes. I know that no means no. Heck, I even know what 'nor' means.
I know the difference between 'less' and 'fewer', but don’t worry, you won’t have to ask me for either of them.
I would never precede you with 'which', baby, because you are essential to this clause.
I'm working on a story. Maybe you can help me with the climax.
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
Let me show you the difference between "lay" and "laid".
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life...
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