Shakespeare


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious shakespeare for teens and adults.



And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.
Are you Macbeth, cause I'm gonna slay you with my Birnam Wood.
Come woo me, woo me, for I am in a holiday humour and like enough to consent.As You Like It
Do me, or not do me. THAT is the question.
Greetings to you, fair sailor.
I do beseech you – chiefly that I may set it in my prayers – what is your name?The Tempest
I’m not a sailor, but if you were across the farthest sea, I would risk everything to gain you.Romeo and Juliet
Maybe it is a codpiece, and may be it ain’t a codpiece.
My heart, it pines, as my trousers tent.
O, wilt thou leave me so unsatisfied?Romeo and Juliet


ou look like sin, I think that Hell is empty and all the Devils are here.
Shall I compare thee to a brick outhouse?
Share my quatrainRomeo and Juliet
She’s beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is woman, and therefore to be wonHenry VI
Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged! Give me my sin again.Romeo
To be or not to be (going on a date with me)?
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
When I saw you I fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.


You have witchcraft in your lipsHenry VI

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