Pick-Up Lines for Grammarians

Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.

Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.

Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!

Gents, I will make you verb for this noun.

Girl, are you a verb? Cause I'd do you any day.

Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.

Girl, you must be a possessive pronouns because I think you're mine.

Have you seen any linking verbs around here? Because you are my complement and I want to connect.

Hey baby, are you a preposition? 'Cause I can be your object.

Hey girl are your legs asterisks because I want to put my action between them.

I am your subject. Will you be my predicate?

I may be disinterested, but I’m not uninterested.

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

I would like to end this sentence with a proposition.

I'm just a verb in search of my subject. Without you, I'm a dangling participle.

I've got dangling participle for you!

If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

If you're not proud or prejudiced, could I take you for a coffee sometime?

Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?

Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your conjunction, because I feel like we can make a compound.

I’m no adjective; I would never want to modify you.

I’m not possessive, but I still want you to be mine.

Let’s go back to my place, flip through my comma sutra, and see where to insert these.

Let’s make like an infinitive and never be split.

Pluperfect? No you perfect!

The personal pronoun always comes last.

To her, you were jargon. To me, clear-cut.

Want to come back to my place so I can explain tripartite parallel structure to you thoroughly, slowly, and respectfully?

Was your daddy an unclear antecedent? Because I only hope I know what you’re referring to.

With conjunctions, you and I can be together.

Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.

You and me should interrobang.

You are the object of my preposition.

You don’t look like such a proper noun to me.

You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.