Theatre

Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.

Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.

Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.

Are you a script from a previous show? Because I'll never forget you.

Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.

Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.

Are you brandon razo? Cuz you sure brighten my day up.

Are you glow tape? Cause you're all I can see.

Are you method acting because you're really in my head.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.

Are you my lines? Cuz I'll never forget you.

Are you that line i just brutally messed up? because i can't stop thinking about you.

Are you that scene I messed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.

Are you the LD today? Because you're all I can focus on.

Are you theatre curtains? Cause I like it when you open up.

Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.

Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

Gabriel won't be the only thing blowing tonight.

He can turn my spotlight on.

Hey girl, are you my light? 'Cause I can't believe it took me this long to find you.

Hey girl, wanna help me recalibrate my sound board?

Hey girl. You know what my dream role is? A stallion. Cuz then you could ride me eight times a week.

Hey, are you that high note I couldn't hit at callbacks? Cause I can't stop thinking about you.

I like musicals and I'm straight and I'm willing to sing with you.

I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...

I think your pants look hot.

I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.

I'm getting into character by getting into your pants.

If all the world's a stage, then will yo be my lead?

If I blow into the mic will you give me feedback?

If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.

If you were a script, I'd never go off book.

If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

My dream role is to be your girlfriend.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.

To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.

Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.

You can do my eyeliner anytime.

You don't have to get out of my way when I have a crossover.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

You give me more butterflies than a places call.

You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.

You make me Les Miserable.

You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.