Pool and Poolside Pick Up lines

Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.

Can I see your tan lines?

Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...

Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.

Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!

I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?

I must be lost... I thought paradise was further south.

Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?

Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave... you’re making the other girls look really bad.

I’m new at the complex... can I have directions to your apartment?

Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!

ou look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.

So... did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?

Swim here often?

Wanna come jump in the pool with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.

Why don't you get out of that bathing suit and into your birthday suit?

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in swimming pool with me.