Pool and Poolside Pick Up lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pool and poolside pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you the pool? Because you make me wet.
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: rae
Can I see your tan lines?
Can you call a lifeguard? Because I'm drowning in your eyes...
Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.
Do you know where the weight room is? I need help with catching up to your beauty!
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: rebel_1988

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?
Girl are you a public pool because I see a lot of poor people going in and out of you.
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: sona
Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!
I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I must be lost... I thought paradise was further south.
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: Brian

Is that sunblock on your shorts, or are you just happy to see me?
Isn’t it funny how the sunlight is specifically lighting up that couch on the porch?
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave... you’re making the other girls look really bad.
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: Dr. Love
I’m new at the complex... can I have directions to your apartment?
  • Pool
  • Submitted by: Austin
Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.

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