Beach

A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Can you tell me if the inside of my mouth tastes like salt water?

Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Have you been sunbathing? Cus you're a tan.

Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

Hey girl, if you got stung by a jellyfish I'd definitely pee on you.