Beach

A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?

All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.

Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.

Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!

Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.

Can you tell me if the inside of my mouth tastes like salt water?

Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.

Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?

Do you want to see my snake on the beach?

Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.

Have you been sunbathing? Cus you're a tan.

Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

Hey girl, if you got stung by a jellyfish I'd definitely pee on you.

Hey girl, lane lines can't keep us apart.

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

Hey gurl wanna catch some crabs.

Hey little princess. I’m just doing squats on the beach and need someone to come count them.

Hey Mr. Lifeguard....swim over here and ride my wave.

Hey, you wanna check out my long board.

Hey, you were great on Baywatch last night!

How far back does your beach chair go?

I brought an extra air mattress, would like to lay out in the pool with me?

I don't know which is prettier today, the water, the sky or your eyes.

I found some crabs in my shorts. Want to see?

I have sand in my crotch. Wanna get it out?

I heard you and the ocean both specialize in chafing.

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.

I noticed you thrashing around. Would you like to hold onto my floaties?

I perform best when I’m wet.

I prefer the European version of sunbathing.

I really like your suit.

I secrete natural creams. Would you like a massage?

I see where the only two who survived the plane crash and made it to this deserted island...wanna make out?

I seem to have sand in my bathing suit, wanna get it out?

I sure wish I was that suntan lotion you're putting on.

I was looking for treasure and i think i found some.

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

I wish I could see what was happening behind those sunglasses.

I wish I'd brought my towel, can I share yours?

I'll show you my tan lines if you show me yours.

I'm drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

If beauty were a grain of sand, you’d be a million beaches.

If I build a sandcastle will you be my queen?

Is it pronounced tong or thong?

Is that snorkel bigger than most?

Is that your dorsal fin or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Summer? Cause you are hot!

I’d like to dive into that body... of water.