Beach


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious beach for teens and adults.



A shark ate my only friend...will you be my new one?
All these seashells but none are as pretty as you.
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  • Submitted by: elaina
Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.
Being underneath this umbrella makes it feel so private!
Can I borrow your sunglasses? You're blinding me.
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  • Submitted by: Nathan


Can you tell me if the inside of my mouth tastes like salt water?
Come to my beach, you can grab all the driftwood you want.
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  • Submitted by: Sabina
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Do you know CPR? Cause you’re taking my breath away.
Do you like this string bikini made from recycled polyester?


Do you want to see my snake on the beach?
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  • Submitted by: Emmett
Everything around here reminds me of beach balls.
Have you been sunbathing? Cus you're a tan.
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  • Submitted by: Conor
Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
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  • Submitted by: anna123
Hey girl, if you got stung by a jellyfish I'd definitely pee on you.
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  • Submitted by: Be Lulu

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