Swimming Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious swimming pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a backstroke start? Because baby you got me bending over backwards for you.
Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.
Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.
Are you a flip turn? Because I'm head over heels for you.
Are you a gold medal? Because I won't stop until I get to you.
Are you a hypoxic set? Because baby you take my breath away.
Are you a hypoxy training set, because you take my breath away.
Are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?
Are you a lap counter? Because without you, I'm lost.


Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you a sprint set? Because baby, you take my breath away.
Are you a sprint set? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
Are you a swim bag? Because you got everything I need.
Are you a touch pad? Because I'd be the first to tap that.
Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.
Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.
Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.
Are you the 200 medley cause you take my breath away.


Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
Are you the splash-and-dash because you’ve got my heart beating.
Are you tired? Because you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Baby are you the 400IM because you sure take my breathe away.
Baby you're as irresistible as pulling on the lane line during backstroke.
Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.
Don’t save me just yet. Let me go down a few times.
Good thing I'm a swimmer because I'm drowning in your eyes.


Hey babe are you a swimmer? Cause you've been swimming through my mind all day.
Hey girl, I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic warm down and split the lane?
I can’t swim! Can I hold on to your floaties?
I never have a false start.
I perform best when I’m wet.
I'm not sure if it's the 200 butterfly or you that just took my breath away.
Is your name flip-turn, because I'm head over heels for you.
Is your name taper? Cause you are everything I've been waiting for.


I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?
Look at me underwater after we do a turn so i know its real.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
My pull buoy’s not the only thing that goes between these thighs.
Take your mark. Now take off your pants!
Wanna get wet without swimming?
You are like my snorkel, because you're wrapped around my mind.
You can quit swimming after your dreams, I'm right here.
You lane or mine?


You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.
You must be a swimmer because man, you are a hottie la mottie with a swimmers body.

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