Hockey Pick Up Lines

Bagy, yrrr so beurdiffle dat I feel I can be nacheral wif yoo.

C'mon baby, the iceman cometh... but never too soon.

Can I slip one past your goalie?

Can I slip one past your tendy?

Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.

Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.

Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?

Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.

Gretzky isn't the only great one.

Hey girl, lemme get a few slapshots on your bum.

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

Hi my name's Stanley, wanna see my cup?

Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?

How about we drop the gloves and go at it?

I bet I can score on your 5-hole

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

I bet my stick would feel great in your crease.

I may be toothless, sweaty, and all black and blue, but I make a mean quiche Loraine.

I only drool when I'm standing upright.

I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.

I said, 'Would you like a PUCK?'

I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.

I'd love to serve a five minute major in your box.

I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

I've got a curved stick.

If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?

If you were a puck I'd never shoot. I'd always miss you.

If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

I’d let you score on my 5-hole.

Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer

Let's play hockey. I"ll be the net, and you can score.

Life is better when we stick together.

Look, my teeth spell out "I love you" in block letters!

Me take you eat

My blade’s not the only thing made of steel.

My other stick curves to the right

My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.

My skateblade's not the only thing made of steel.

Nice skates...wanna puck?

So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna do the nasty?

Tho... What'th your thighn?"

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

Wanna puck?

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

Wanna see my "hat-trick?"

Wanna see my other stick that curves a little to the left?

Want to hold my shaft?

We're gonna go beat up Scott Hamilton. Wanna come?

Well if I can't score, can I get an assist?