Basketball Pick Up Lines

Are you the Phoenix Suns? Because I never expected you to be this awesome.

Baby I'd love too get a jump ball with you, my possession arrow would always point your way!

Boy I heard you're a basketball player. I'd like to see you dribble those balls between these legs.

Can I dribble through your legs?

Can I dribble your balls?

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

Do you like basketball? Because when I saw you, my D. Rose.

Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.

Do you love basketball? You only need a basket cause i already got balls.

Do you play basketball? Because you’re a slam dunk!

Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

Excuse me sir you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?

Girl dont be selfish let me bounce these balls on your court.

Girl you've got mad handles, you've been crossing through my mind all day.

Handle me like you handle that ball.

Hey Baby! I adore you more than how the nation loves basketball.

Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.

Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?

Hey, do you play Center? Because you are the center of my attention?

I can score from multiple positions.

I love the way you handle the ball! Will you come lay up on me?

I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.

I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

I'll let you foul play on me.

If I was a ref would you blow my whistle?

If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Feel

If you are my basketball , ill never pass because i want to keep u all to myself.

If you jut let me hit this spin move on you one time you gone fall in love.

If you were a basketball, I'd never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.

If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?

Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

I’m a good ball handler, what about you?

I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.

May I put my balls in your basket?

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made, it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

On a scale from 1 to basketball how free are you tomorrow night.

Points aren't the only thing you are gonna score tonight.

Should I take it to the hole or take it to the rack?

There’s a basketball game on Saturday. Want to?

You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!

You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!

You can drop your ball into my hoop anytime.

You may have heard that I’m a great ball handler. Wanna sample my skills?

You may have heard that I’m a great ballhandler. Want to sample my skills?

You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.

You must be known for your defense because you stole my heart.

You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.

Your handles got me on my knees.

Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.