Running
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious running for teens and adults.
Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
Are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!
Are your legs sore? Because you've been running through my mind all day.
Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Can I hand off my baton to you?
Can you keep up, baby boy make me lose my breath.
Can you run with me so I can tell my friends I've ran with an angel?
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.
Dang it! My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today but then I saw you!
Date a runner because everyone else is a player.
Did you get lost on your run? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Did you get lost on your run? Heaven is a long way from here.
Distance runners do it longer.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass you more than once?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to run around this track again?
Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.
Do you like speed work? Because I am always down for a quickie.
Do you like speedwork? Because I'm down for a quickie.
Do you like water? Then you would like 70% of me.
Do you run track? Because I relay want to date you.
Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.
Don't worry about slipping on the ice during this run, I'll be sure to catch you.
Excuse me... Do these shorts make me look fast?
Good thing I have a GPS watch because I'm lost without you.
Hey baby wanna go for a run?
Hey baby, you have a great stride.
Hey baby, your pace or mine?
Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.
Hey I love your shoes. You know they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective..? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Hold up, let me tie my shoe... I don't want to fall for anyone else but you.
I bet you'll need an Ice bath after running through my mind all day.
I can go on forever; that’s just how I’m designed
I don't need compression gear. You increase my blood flow.
I dont know if its this workout or you that just took my breath away.
I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my bib number...pace me maybe?
I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.
I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.
I know how much you hate running but right now you're running through my mind.
I like long runs on the beach.
I saw you have good running form; want to grab a salad tonight?
I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.
I was looking for a running buddy...for the rest of my life.
I wish I could run straight towards your heart.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill reps session then?
I'd run three miles just to be with you.
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