Golf Pick Up Lines

9 holes and chill?

Are you a birdie because I want you!

Are you a round of golf? Because I'd do you for four hours.

Are you into kinky stuff? How would you like to do something I won't do for anyone on the PGA tour? I'll let you beat me.

Are you staring at my putt again?

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.

Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.

Do you slap the dimpled balls?

Do you want me to pull it?

Hey can I stick my club in your club cleaner?

Hey, that's a nice swing you've got there.

I hope you like it rough, because I don't replace my divots.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.

I only play in the short grass.

I want to plug my balls in your bunker.

I'm a bit tired, so can we just play your backside tonight?

I'm no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.

I'm still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.

Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

My caddy says I should use a hard 7. Are you okay with that?

My drives aren't always long and straight, but I can show you what is.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Spread your legs shoulder width, that's the first step to a successful golf swing.

Wanna be my 19th hole today?

Wanna be my caddie? You look like you'd be a great ball washer.

Wanna be my caddy? You look like you'd be a great ball-washer.

Wanna go golfing baby? I'll let you put your balls in my hole.

Wanna see my super stroke?

Want to see a clubhead that's bigger than 460cc?

Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?

We would make beautiful golf prodigies together.

Were your parents handicapped? Because you sure are special!

Would you like to see my 9 iron?

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

You can be my 19th hole.

You look like someone who likes to swing.

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

You're above par.

You're such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

Your putt looks great in those pants.