Yoga Pick Up Lines

Are you a pranayama teacher? 'Cause you just took my breath away.

Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?

Can you feel that universal energy flowing from me to you?

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.

Do you like yoga? Coz yoganna like me.

Do your practice and I am coming...

Don't mind me as I full wheel you.

Every muscle in your body is beautiful.

Girl, any yoga you do is hot yoga.

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Hey baby, want to see me plank while lifting both legs?

Hey maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?

I bet you’re really flexible.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

I love it when you wear your yoga pants all day.

I love your energy.

I see we're both doing pigeons!

I will walk across your bridge.

I would love the chakrasana on me any day.

I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!

I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!

Is it hot in this Bikram studio, or is it just you?

Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

Is that down dog... Or are you just happy to see me?

It's always bikram yoga when you're doing it.

Let me be your baby cobra.

My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.

My Cobra stance isn’t the main thing that is rising upward.

Nama'stay in my bed and let us practice your downward facing dog.

Namastay here or come home with me?

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

That's a nice pair of yoga pants... can I talk you out of them?

Wanna join me for some downward doggy-style tonight?

We are perfect balance for each other.

We aren’t even in hot yoga, yet you make them sweat.

What good is inner peace without you?

When you breathe in, I breathe out!

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

Why don’t I help you extend before yoga this evening?

Wow, you're flexible... I bet that comes in handy outside of class.

Wow, you're flexible... I'd love to see what you can do outside of class!

Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

You are SO strong and flexible, I can't believe it.

You can put your hands at my heart's center.

You look good on your yoga mat.