MMA Pick Up Lines

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a bjj specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!

Baby tonight is like WEC, because we'll never forget.

Baby, either I just got knocked out or I'm falling for you.

Baby, I wanna full-mount you...

Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.

Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!

Girl are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.

Girl I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.

Girl, you can mount me any day.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.

Hey girl you me north south position?

Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?

Hey, how about you let me take you down to the ground and let me pound you?

I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.

I know you're a knockout, so how'd you get me in submission?

I was knocked out by your beauty...or was it your spinning back fist?

I'd put you in my guard any day.

I'll let you mount me for 15 minutes too.

I'll show you some takedown my number techniques.

I'm good off my back, but I'll let you keep mount.

I've given my heart away more than Mario Yamasaki, but I'm will to try again for you.

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

If my love was like blows to the head, the ref would have to call the match.

Muay Thai between your thighs.

No tapping out!

Our bond is so tight i just might tap.

Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.

You and me, one-on-one, in a cage.

You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.

You ever done the "Irish Hand Grenade"?

You got me in a heel hook and I fell for you...

You wanna experience some ground and pound?

You're like GSP...you're my number 1.

Your dojo or mine?

Your love is like a cage..I can't escape it.