MMA Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious mma pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Imad
Are you a bjj specialist? Because I would love to be in your guard!
Baby tonight is like WEC, because we'll never forget.
Baby, either I just got knocked out or I'm falling for you.
Baby, I wanna full-mount you...


Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.
Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
Girl are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: __hello__
Girl I wanna be all on top of you like a crucifix.
Girl, you can mount me any day.
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Everett


Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.
Hey baby, wanna wrestle?
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Katja
Hey girl I've got an active ground game and I've never went past the first round.
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Linda
Hey girl you me north south position?
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Carson
Hey, baby, wanna learn the sweet science and do a little ground and pound?
  • MMA
  • Submitted by: Malin

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