Baseball Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious baseball pick up lines for teens and adults.

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?
All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood
Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.
Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.

Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.
As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.
Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.
Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.
Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Can I pinch hit on you?
Can I show you my spitball?
Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has
Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.
Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.

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