Baseball Pick Up Lines

After this early morning spring training workout, you wanna come be my afternoon delight?

All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hard wood

Are we in the bullpen? Cuz you’re warming me up.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club? I’d love to join.

Are you in the outfield? Because you’re an angel.

Are you Sonny Gray cos I just wanna stare at your curves all day.

As a baseball player, I know my way around the bases.

Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.

Baseball players only wear one glove so they can leave the other hand free to hold girls like you.

Call me Mark Buehrle because I’m gonna pound it in your zone all night and not give you any time to get out of the box

Can I pinch hit on you?

Can I show you my spitball?

Can you tame my diamondback? Everybody else has

Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

Did you just hit me with a pitch? Cuz I’m feeling faint.

Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Forget third base — let’s just head home.Softball

Girl is your name baseball, because I just want to hit it.

Girl, you better keep it going or I’m gonna suffer from an Angels-like collapse

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Hey babe, now that the season’s over, let’s go back to my place and watch the highlight film

Hey girl, I’ve been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.

I hope you’re good at catching cause I’m starting to fall for you.

I know I’m out of options, but I’ll fight my way in and prove to you that I can make your team into a contender.

I think I glove you.

I understand you like to play with bigger balls...Softball

I wield a big stick.

I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.

I'm an umpire - give me your number so I can make the call.

I'm falling in glove with you.

If you date me, you'll eventually see a diamond.

If you were a baseball bat and I was a would let me hit that?

If you were a baseball mit , you catch fly balls ?

Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

I’d got to bat for you, babe.

I’d lay down a sacrifice for you.

I’d never have to bench you for coming late

Leave your boyfriend and come with me baby, if he’s is anything like the Brett Anderson trade, he’s got a small, disappointing package

Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

My dugout, or yours?

My split finger will have your knees buckling

Play in my extra innings, I guarantee I’m a long reliever

The girl is baseball , because I want to hit him.

They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

Wanna hear a joke? The Blue Jays. Wanna hear something serious? My love for you.