NFL Football
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious nfl football for teens and adults.
Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see.
Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
Are you the New England Patriots? Because you can deflate my balls whenever you like.
Are you the Tampa Bay Buccaneers? Because you'll be firing my cannon later.
Baby I'm about to line up in your neutral zone.
Can I show you my Danny Woodhead.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
Do you play football? Because you've got a tight end.
Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
Don't call an offsides, I just wanted to ask you out!
Everything that he's able to do with his legs...is awesome.
Girl I block out all outside noise when I get behind center.
Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.
Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?
Hey girl, on a scale of one to Laremy Tunsil, how available are you?
How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
I want to pick you up from free agency.
I wish you were a football team, because I ‘d love to see your backfield in motion.
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I wish you were on the team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
I'd love to infract your neutral zone.
I'd love to touchdown in your end zone.
I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.
Ill be your Samantha Steele if you'll be my Christian ponder.
I’m going to go for two after I score.
My name's Pittsburgh, but you can just call me Mr. Steeler ya girl.
Scoring with you would be like making a 84yd touchdown off of a pass interception.
This game is about ball control baby.
Wanna be my receiver tonight?
Why don't you be like the Patriots and deflate these balls.
You're so hot, I would let you penetrate my defense.
You. Me. Pistol Formation.
You’ve got a great end zone.
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