Soccer Pick Up Lines

Are you Andrea Pirlo? Because you're a work of art.

Are you Arsenal? Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.

Are you Ashley Young? Because you have me diving into your heart.

Are you Barça or Dortmund? Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

Are you Barça? Cause you always have possession of my heart.

Are you Casillas? Because you look like a keeper.

Are you Crisitano? Because you've definitely won my Ballon d'Ors.

Are you David Beckham ? Why would you bend over for you.

Are you David Beckham? Because those looks are legendary.

Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.

Are you Garreth Bale? Because you make me go bananas.

Are you Godin? Because you look like you're about to score.

Are you Ibrahimovic? Because I think I nose you.

Are you Ivanovic? Because I'd sure take a bite out of you.

Are you Jose Mourinho? Because you're the special one.

Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.

Are you Neymar? Cause I'm trippin' and fallin' for you.

Are you related to David Beckham? Because you got those curves!

Are you Sergio Ramos' penalty kick? Cause you're out of this world.

Are you Sergio Ramos? Because you're out of this world.

Baby if you were a football i’d be your side goalkeeper.

Call me Coutinho. Because I’m great in the hole.

Call me Huntelaar. Because I’m Klaas.

Call me Lionel Messi because I’m going to dribble all over your back line.

Call me Totti. Because I’ll be loyal to you.

Can I be one of the men in your box?

Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you.

Do you play for West Brom? Because Albion top of you tonight.

Do you play soccer? Because I think I'm gonna score tonight.

Hey baby! I’m a soccer player though. I can go 90 plus some extra time in eleven different positions.

Hey big guy! You have nice balls.

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?

I bet you'd make a great soccer sweetheart, because you have the tightest end I've ever seen!

I can go 90 minutes without stopping.

I can sweep you off your feet.

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

I wish you were on the team sweetheart because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.

I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.

If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

If I buy a soccer ball, will bring with me?

If I had a soccer ball, would you kick it with me?

If you were a soccer ball, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.

Is your last name Di Maria? because you're an angel.

Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.

Is your name Heskey? Because I would love to take you out for Emile.

Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.

Is your name Lionel? Because you made my pants Messi.

Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.

Is your name Shay? Because you’ve Given me an erection.