Olympics Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious olympics pick up lines for teens and adults.



Are you a figure skater? Because your figure is out of this world.
Are you an Olympic bobsledder? because u look like you know your way around dangerous curves.
Are you the Olympics? Because I have been dreaming of getting into you my whole life.
Did you bring your luge with you?
Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.
Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!
Girl you must be a curling broom, because you swept me off my feet.
Hey baby, I'm so big I got disqualified in the pole vault before the first round.
Hey girl are you an Olympic swimmer? bc I wanna stroke your breasts.
Hey, you could qualify for my Olympics any day.


I hope I don't get a point deduction, because I just fell for you.
I hope I'm not Russian into things but Jamaican me horny!
I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.
I will die the day Frisbee becomes an Olympic sport.
I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!
I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.


I'm not trying to Russian to anything, but I can snow you a good time.
Is that new underwear? I've just seen your Super-G.
Let me show you my gold medal.
My name is Shaun White.
Oh, you're a fan of biathletes? Want to enjoy today's lube...I mean luge...with me?
Raise my flag, I think I just won gold.
The balance beam at the Olympic is 4" wide. I'll show you a balance beam that is 4" long.
This is an exciting hockey game. But I think it would be better in Bikinis.
Unlike your hotel room, I'll let you finish in time.


What Usain? You're the cutest girl I know.
Would you like to ice dance?...... Horizontally!
You know the hottie from ice dance? Think you could "Putin" a good word for me!
You look like you could definitely work the freestyle. Grabbing some rail gives you more points.
You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

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