Russian Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious russian pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you Ukraine? Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.
Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.
Can I be your klashnkov?
Can I empale your Vlad-gina?
Either you date me or I'll kill you.
Girl are you an adjacent nation's sovereign territory because I have an undeniable urge to penetrate you.
Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx? Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.
Hey girl are you from russia? Cause you dope.
Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.
I have vodka.
I like my women how I like my vodka. Strong, bitter, and deadly.
I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.
I'm not Russian, but I'll definitely be Putin out tonight.
Is your name Ukraine? Because I want to be inside you.
My penis' nick name is Red Terror.

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