Fencing Pick Up Lines

Are you a screamer?

Are you into whips, or just good old fashioned thrusting?

Are you looking for someone who's a cut above the rest?

Baby I dont have any invalid target area.

Can I lubricate your point tonight?

Do you want to do some finger warm ups?

Do you want to go retreat into the sunset with me?

Don’t worry about a thing, I brought a protective rubber tip.

Fencers are great at using proper protection.

Gosh those are tight knickers, how does one go about getting into them?

Hey babe, lets go back to my place and practice point in line.

Hey baby, wanna see my bayonet?

I can help you with that body chord.

I just put a new rubber tip on my practice blade, and I need someone to test it out on...

I love the way your lamé glitters in the moonlight.

I think your jacket is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.

I want to touch you all over!

I would give anything just to be your body-wire!

I'd love to see you on the strip.

If fencers still wore hearts on their uniforms you'd see how you’ve touched mine.

Is it accurate to say that you are a screamer?

It was direct elimination when I saw you.

I’d let my guard down for you.

Let me buy you a Lexan mask so I can gaze into your eyes all day.

Let me help you straighten your blade.

Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

Oh baby, you don't know how much i wanna touche' your valid target area.

Oh, baby, let me see that fleche!

Say prise de fer once more, French is such a sexy dialect!

That's the nicest touche I've seen all season!

Wanna come back to my place and I'll show you how not to parry my thrusts?

Wanna come up to my room and see my weapons?

Wanna discover why my companions call me the Scoring Apparatus?

Wanna find out why my friends call me the Scoring Apparatus?

Wanna measure my travel?

Wanna see my sword?

We should practice our parries and thrusts.

What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white?

Will you parry me?

Will you repel me?

Would you like to come back to my place and see my advanced target area?

Wow! lookit those tips! Are they german or french?

You don't need 750 grams of pressure to score on me baby!

You touché my heart.

You’re on point.