Fitness

All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

Are you getting big or are you just happy to see me?

Are you into fitness? How about fitting my thingy into your thingy?

Are you on the treadmill because you think your fat?

Are you tired? Because you've been runnin through my mind all day.

Are your legs tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.

Baby, would you like to be the other half of my superset?

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

Bet I can bench press you.

Call me Hamstring, cos you've pulled.

Can you close the bracelet for me?

Can you teach me how to use this machine?

Damn babe, nice calves. Have you been working on them?

Damn boy, you got my heart racing like a thermogenic.

Damn girl, you're as thick as my protein shake.

Do you believe in love at first set?

Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I plank another 10 times?

Do you believe in love at first set… or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?

Do you believe in love at first squat?

Do you come here often? Because you are fit.

Do you have any tape? Because i'm totally ripped.

Do you have your workout name? Mine is Master Blaster!

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.

Do you think that class instructor good?

Does your stomach need a Kleenex? Cuz you got sick abs.

Excuse me miss, do you need a chest spot?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something! My jaw.

Girl your like cardio, you get my heart racing.

Girl, I wanna get your heart rate going.

Have you been running because your hair is sweaty.

Hello. If I tell you my balls are bigger than my biceps, will you believe?

Hey baby, do you need assistance with your Kegel exercises?

Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

Hey girl, you work out, I work out, I think our relationship would work out.

Hey gurl wanna see my kettleballs.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna make out maybe?

Hey, you wanna go grab a protein shake back at my house?

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

How about the Jacuzzi after our work out?

How'd you like to come back to my place and sit on my feet while I do sit-ups?

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

I couldn't help but notice that we have the same stride tempo. We should totally stride together...

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away! Or maybe it was the hour I spent on this treadmill.

I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...

I never do this, but I think you’re cute and I got tired of waiting for you to talk to me.

I'm sure you do enough cardio because you're always running in my mind.

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your dick is?

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?