Beach


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious beach for teens and adults.



I’m not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguarding experience?
I’ve got a few ideas for that surfboard leash.
Just like the Summer, I bring the heat!
Let me be your life-saver. And we can live happily ever-raft-er.
Let me be your towel. You can lie on me and use me to dry off.
Let’s go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes.
Man, you have to be a swimmer, because you blow everyone else out of the water with your good looks!
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?
Nice beach balls, can I play?
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  • Submitted by: Hafizz
Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?
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  • Submitted by: JLeis


Oh no I’m drowning… I need mouth to mouth quick!
So... did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?
Surf's up—wanna be my board?
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  • Submitted by: José
That sure is a lovely set of lungs you are wearing today.
The waves may be taking me away but id rather take you out.
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  • Submitted by: Dr. Love
The waves won't be the only thing you'll be riding tonight.
The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.
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  • Submitted by: Drupad
There are 30 million grains of sand on this beach, but there's only one you.
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  • Submitted by: Pablo
This sunburn is hot but baby your hotter.


Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?
Wanna come jump in the beach with me? Cause you just caught me on fire.
Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?
Wanna touch my starfish?
Want to drive to the ocean and watch the phosphorescent waves?
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  • Submitted by: Andy Carling
What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...
What is this, a casting call for Baywatch?
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  • Submitted by: Pablo
When I saw you walking, it made my heart go flip-flop.
Where did you get that sexy bikini? It sure looks good on you.
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  • Submitted by: Kendra


Will you teach my tongue how to surf?
Would you mind blowing the sand off my beachballs?
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
You know what I like most about your eyes....my reflection.
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  • Submitted by: Wesley
You look like you could use some help rubbing in that tanning oil.
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  • Submitted by: David K.
You lookin' for crabs? Because I already got them.
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  • Submitted by: Samuel
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
You're so hot that you're giving me a sunburn.
You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...
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  • Submitted by: steen


Your eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I am lost at sea.
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  • Submitted by: Fernanda
Your eyes are like a sunset, they're beautiful, inspiring, and hard to turn away from.
Your surfboard is so big!
Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?
You’re so hot, the sun is jealous.

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