Pharmacy Pick Up Lines
Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious pharmacy pick up lines for teens and adults.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a BD Pen Needle? Because you are Ultra-Fine.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Are you lithium cuz I'm thirsty for you.
Babe you make me so happy you give me serotonin syndrome.
Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I'm falling for you.
Do you have a vitamin deficiency? Because I think you're in need of some Vitamin Me.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Do you have Antabuse? Because I'm intoxicated by you!
Do you wanna feel for my femoral artery PMI.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Girl do you have an arrythmia? Cuz you're on fleek-anide!
Girl you got a nice volume of distribution...I'd really like fill up your bathtub.
Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.
Hey girl, I could fill your script.
Hey girl, wanna play with my ointment slab? We can trituate all night!
Hey you're a pretty good looking pharmacist.
I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.
I must be on Stilnox, because you're the girl of my dreams.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I wanna be the lactone ring to your glycoside.
If you ever get sick, I should just be your only paracetamol.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart beat.
Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!
Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?
What's the most drug friendly medication you can get..... 'Allo'-purinol!
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You need to add me to methadone register, because I’m addicted to you.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have a good pick up line that you would like to share? Click here to submit your line!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for another great pick up line.