Library Pick Up Lines

Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious library pick up lines for teens and adults.

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.
Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.
Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out!
Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.
Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.

Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.
Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Are you shelf R.1034? Because I've been searching for you everywhere.
As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.
Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.
Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.
Can I check you out and take you home with me.
Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?

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