Library Pick Up Lines

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

Are you a library book? Because I’m checking you out!

Are you a thriller? Because I can't seem to put you down.

Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.

Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.

Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!

Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!

Are you shelf R.1034? Because I've been searching for you everywhere.

As a librarian, I can confirm that this line does indeed work.

Baby, I hope you're not in the restricted section, because I'd love to take you out.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Can I check you out and take you home with me.

Can we all agree to take a pass on "stacked"?

Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.

Care to come back to my place for a little Dickens?

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

Do you have anything by the author Swallow? First initial I?

Do you have overdue books? 'Cause you have FINE written all over you.

Do you have overdue library books? Because you have fine written all over you.

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?

Hey baby, wanna come over here and give the librarian something to shush?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hey, think I can get your reference number?

I can also read something else besides books, your heart.

I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

I may not be a cataloger, but I bet I can find a place to fit you in.

I think i need a library card because imma check you out

I think must have found the Romance section...

I think you might have mistaken me for a library book… you’ve been checking me out all night.

I would check you out but the library closes in 15 minutes...

I'd like to catalog your private parts.

I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

I'll meet you in the fantasy section.

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

I've been quietly watching you from over there. What are you reading?

If this were a library you'd be the only book I'd check out.

If you were a library book, I'd never bring you back.

If you were a library book, I'd never turn you in.

It's a good thing I have my library card, cause babe I'm checking you out.

It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your pussy.

It's a shame you can't eat in the library, because I'm hungry for you.

Its a good thing I have a library card coz I wanna check you out.

Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.