Airport Pick Up Lines

Any girl wanna check their baggage?

Are you alone? A beautiful girl like you should not travel alone.

Are you headed to DC, cos yours is the only D I wanna C...

Are you sure you're supposed to be in coach? Because you have a first-class SEAT, baby.

Are you wearing metal? Because I definately detected you.

Ay girl, I'm a bad boy. I leave my luggage unattended.

Baby, my mother may be on the TSA pre-check list, but you know I'm not.

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you're the bomb.

Do you believe in love at first flight?

Excuse me girl, are you in Business class? Because you fly.

Girl, are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

Hey are you a pilot? Because you sure fit in my cockpit...

Hey baby, are you my flight? Because I wish I could catch you...

Hey baby, take off those shoes and belt and get comfortable.

Hey baby, wanna see my cock...pit?

Hey baby, you're so beautiful. I hope you don't die in a plane crash today.

Hey girl, do you want one of my drink vouchers?

Hey girl, I'm sitting in the exit row, so you know I'm willing and able...

Hey girl, we just met, but I think we're gonna really take off.

Hey girl, welcome to the body scanner... You're good.

Hey im seat 10a. And you look a lot like the person who's supposed to be in 10b.

Hey there. Got a seat for me?

Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

Hey, is this your final destination? Cuz I can really see us...Making a connection.

How bout you let me shove my carry-on in your overhead compartment?

How'd you like add a layover to your trip?

I can be your travel pillow.

I can last longer than a jet engine.

I don't mind if you come with baggage.

I get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?

I have a connection to make, but first I want to connect with you.

I have to say, I don't think you'll be needing your seat cushion as a flotation device.

I know a great recovery for jet lag.

I noticed how quick you took off your belt for that TSA security line.

I wasn't expecting you sitting next to me when I was booking my ticket. Life is full of pleasant surprises.

I'd like to check you out through a tsa scanner.

I'd love to be your final destination.

I'm a platinum member for US Airways. How about you?

If you do, I'll pick you up and claim you.

If you were a plane, I'd fly you higher then any other...

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that your luggage or are you just happy to see me?

Is there an airport near by, or is that just my heart taking off?

Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?

It's pretty plane and simple... I really think we could take off.

I’ve got my flight number but I can’t find your phone number.