Summer Pick Up Lines

Are you a heatwave? Cause you're making me wanna take off all my clothes.

Are you blushing or just heavily sunburnt?

Are you sunburned or are you always this hot?

Ayy gurl you wanna rub Aloe-Vera on my burnt peeling skin?

Baby, you're summertime fine!

Be the air conditioner of my room.

Can you help me with my organic sunscreen, it’s a little hard to smear in.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

Girl you so fine, i think you got polished with heavenly sandpaper.

Here in Canada, summer doesn't last long; but I do.

Hey baby, know what else rises at 5am?

Hey boy, are you a ceiling fan? Because you're the only thing I wanna turn on.

Hey girl, I have air conditioning.

Hey, baby, the sun is not the only thing that also rises.

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Hey, if you're chilly my sunburn is radiating a lot of heat.

Honey you're so hot, i thought the sun was shining from your direction.

Honey you're so hot, i wanna set you up and use you as my stove.

How long can you go without breathing.....underwater?

I can do amazing things with an ice cube.

I don't want anyone else. I want you in pacific.

I know you're hot, cause I sweat when I'm around you.

I want to drink a Sex on the Beach and then I want to have sex on the beach.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

I've got something better than aloe for that sunburn.

If you show me your Tan Line, I'll show you mine.

Is your name Summer? Because you are hot!

Is your name Summer? Cuz you're hot!

Is your name Summer? It has to be, because you’re hot!

It's 104 outside? It's only 98.6 in me. Come inside and cool off, baby.

It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

My friend just got eaten by a shark. Will you be my new one?

Oh hey there, how would you like to do yourself a favor and let me rub tanning oil all over you?

Oh, the heat! Doesn't summer know - you're all the sunshine I need!

Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

So... did you hear how I saved that little girl from drowning last month?

Summer is coming and so am I.

Summer is coming... sex is a great work out...

Sunscreen won't be the only thing I'll squirt on your back!

The beach isn't the only thing that's got crabs.

The only thing hotter than this weather is you.

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Unlike the sun, you won't have to wait long for me to go down.

Wanna compare tan lines?

What's up girl, I've got AC at my place.

Yo baby, let me dry the sweat of dem titties.

Yo you want to come up to my room. I got a fan up there.

You and me would make the BRIGHTEST couple or should I say SUN set.

You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.