Alcoholic and Drunk Pick Up Lines

Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?Beer

Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.

Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?

And I thought the beer was good here...Beer

Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.Beer

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.

Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.Beer

Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?

Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?Beer

Excuse me. I am not sure if you’re aware but i’m extremely attractive.

For the price of that drink you could have had me for the night.

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!Beer

Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking...

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Hey baby, if you were an IPA I'd totally drink you.Beer

Hey, do you like cocktails? Because I think you and I should mix.

How merlot can you go?

I can’t wait to take you home and lock you in a cold dark cellar for years...oh wait, is that wrong?Wine

I drink to make you more interesting.

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I'd roll you around on my tongue for hours.Wine

I like my women like I like my Scotch: aged in a barrel.

I like my women like I like my stouts: Smooth, Rich, and Always making me come back for more.Beer

I look like you need another drink.

I might need a Medoc, cuz your beauty has blinded me.Wine

I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?

I want to drink a Sex on the Beach and then I want to have sex on the beach.

I'll take you home when you are too drunk to drive.

I'm really good with a screwdriver...

Is that a Highland Scotch in your hand, or are you just happy to see me?Beer

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

I’m already drunk, what’s next?

I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.Beer

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!

I’m officially drunk enough for you to take advantage of me.

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white — want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good.

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

Lets play house. You be the door and I'll slam you all night long.

Let’s get drunk and tell each other everything we’re too afraid to say sober.

Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.