Alcoholic and Drunk Pick Up Lines


Here you will find funny, silly and hilarious alcoholic and drunk pick up lines for teens and adults.



Ah.. stella my friend, where have you been all my life?Beer
Alcohol doesn't expire, and neither will my love for you.
Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
And I thought the beer was good here...Beer
Are you a frozen margarita? Because you just made my brain stop working.


Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.Beer
Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
Can someone get me a bucket because I see a tall drink of margarita.
Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?


Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.Beer
Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
Does that Farmer's Tan extend to your Southern Tier?Beer

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