Alcoholic and Drunk Pick Up Lines

Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.

Mind if i get drunk with you?

Say baby, do you like it in the can?Beer

That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.

What's a bar like you doing in a girl like this?

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?Beer

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Why don't we finish these drinks & go back to my apartment?

Ya know, there's no corkage fee in my mouth.Wine

You are the vodka to my shot glass.

You have impressive structure...Wine

You know, the more I drink. The prettier you get.

You owe me a drink, I dropped mine when you walked by!

You put the Viognier in my Shiraz.Wine

You remind me of an IPA. You're kind of an acquired taste but I don't think I'll ever get enough.Beer

You remind me of an Oktoberfest, the perfect balance of sweet and spice.Beer

You're so sweet, you should be measured in puttonyos.Wine

You're the smirn off in my vodka.

Your lips are like wine and i want to get drunk.

You’re not drunk until you make out with me.

You’re so hot you’re making my beer warm.Beer